Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Fraternity Scientists Hope to See Boobs by the End of the Month.....

Baton Rouge, LA- A group of fraternity scientists at Louisiana State University announced today that they are one step closer to developing materials capable of rendering three-dimensional objects, including humans, completely invisible.

"This represents a huge advance in our understanding of the physics of light and its interaction with certain artificially engineered metamaterials in a variety of steam filled locations where women are known to congregate," lead researcher Gervin McElroy explained. "In fact, we're planning to run human trials with the technology just as soon as we make Bobby Gable pay for kicking us out of the Greek council."

The research was funded in part by the United States Army and the Upsilon Zeta chapter of Lambda Chi Alpha Fraternity.

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