Zignar 7, Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy- As the number of planets suffering the effects of the ongoing economic downturn grow on an almost krebly basis, ruling Overlord of the Supreme Galactic Senate Zorg XII has begun pressuring member civilizations to bring human adduction plans up to full speed earlier than the planned Smarch deadline.
"We have reached a point where the luxury of human medical research subjects, acid mine laborers, and game for recreational hunting has become a financial burden that we just can't afford," Commerce Droid BX-419 explained. "To feed, clothe, and sterilize a single human for just one flort cycle costs nearly two remlangs, which is significantly more than the total expenditure of transporting it back where it came from."
The failing galactic economy has been blamed on the financial policies of Overlord Zorg XII, known by his billions of subjects as both the Bringer of Eternal Peace and World Eater. "Sheesh, I invest the galactic treasury in one alpaca farm and these guys are calling for my borgle on a plate!"
Saturday, September 21, 2013
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It's ABductions. ADduction means moving an extremity toward the midline.
I'm sorry... you did that on purpose. That's what I get for my knee-jerk reposes.
It's a play on words. Bringing people that were abducted back to Earth.
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